{"id":79319,"date":"2017-07-07T09:22:33","date_gmt":"2017-07-07T07:22:33","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.erasmusmagazine.nl\/en\/?p=79319"},"modified":"2025-12-19T11:22:49","modified_gmt":"2025-12-19T10:22:49","slug":"cafe-de-beurs-perfect-for-your-most-perverted-friends","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.erasmusmagazine.nl\/en\/2017\/07\/07\/cafe-de-beurs-perfect-for-your-most-perverted-friends\/","title":{"rendered":"Caf\u00e9 De Beurs: perfect for your most perverted friends"},"content":{"rendered":"
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Sixteen. Or so. That\u2019s probably the average age of the public that the Kruiskade club attracts. A club where at around 1.00 a.m., the willing teenager \u2013 #wasted \u2013 has a photo taken with that gorgeous barman.<\/p>\n

You see it in the boy too \u2013 in a shirt for the first time \u2013 and the girl \u2013 tight dress \u2013 who catch sight of each other at 2.00 a.m. They dance ostentatiously towards each other, until the boy coils around her. Or see the two girls twerking against the wall.<\/p>\n

Because, hey, Miley Cyrus did it too.<\/p>\n

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For ten euros admission, you\u2019ll get the whole package. What you get is a big round bar, surrounded by a dance floor. Here and there, you\u2019ll find a platform. These are the places where you leave that randy friend of yours from the group. Like leaving your child in the kids play corner at Ikea.<\/p>\n

Teenage boyfriends pop up like obstacles. They \u2013 pale, thin arms sporting Dad\u2019s old watch dangling on their wrist \u2013 jump to defend their friends. \u201cWhat do you want?\u2019\u2019 they bark. Which will only encourage your untameable friend to try even harder.<\/p>\n

Meanwhile, the greatest hits from the Top 40 are played non-stop. Which is fine, because that\u2019s what the audience wants. In fact, the revellers only really lose their cool over the Chinese party photographer, who is by far the most popular guy here.<\/p>\n

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He proves to be the type who complains when a boy worms his way among a group of posing girls. Funny, thinks the boy. Get lost, says his opponent, engaging in a staring contest. The boy raises his middle finger. The photographer has already turned away.<\/p>\n

De Beurs: letting Dad back into the ball pit.<\/p>\n\n\t

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