{"id":71026,"date":"2017-05-20T09:54:48","date_gmt":"2017-05-20T07:54:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.erasmusmagazine.nl\/?p=71026\/"},"modified":"2025-12-19T11:22:46","modified_gmt":"2025-12-19T10:22:46","slug":"van-citters-residence","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.erasmusmagazine.nl\/en\/2017\/05\/20\/van-citters-residence\/","title":{"rendered":"Van Citters Residence"},"content":{"rendered":"
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Wietze (21), Floris (22), Gerard (19), Len (23)\nGijs (19)<\/span><\/p><\/figcaption><\/figure>

A former resident calls the building at Van Cittersstraat \u201cthe dirtiest student house in Rotterdam\u201d.<\/p>\n

\u201cIt just might be,\u201d says Gijs, 19. For instance, a piece of cheese sticks to a wall. It was glued to the wall ages ago. Seven teabags which were thrown up into the air dangle above the dinner table (\u201cbefore we painted the place, there were sixty of them\u201d). The water in the toilet always looks brown due to scale in the bowl.\u00a0The Van Citters Residence has five residents,
\nthree floors, and at least three broken windows. It \u201cleaks like a sieve\u201d and \u201cis ready for demolition\u201d. Monthly rent: \u20ac800.<\/p>\n

'Illustrious predecessors and house traditions'<\/h3>

Coolblue owner Pieter Zwart once lived here for a few months, before \u201cfleeing\u201d Rotterdam-West and moving to Kralingen. The students have many stories about other illustrious predecessors and house traditions, such as smoking tobacco with a different herb once a month.<\/p>\n

Wietze, 21, jumps up. He simply must show us the smallest room in the house. \u201cThis is Annie.\u201d He is referring to two mannequin legs, made of plastic, which stick out at either side of the bowl. It looks like the toilet has been placed in front of a woman\u2019s crotch. \u201cAnd the last person to join the household has the lovely task of getting Annie cleaned once a week.\u201d The kitchen, where the shower is situated right opposite the sink, can be found in the next room. As far as 22-year-old Floris is concerned, the highlights here are two branches of the water pipe, which have been installed in such a way that the kettle and coffee-maker each have their own direct taps. Some handy former flatmates came up with that idea.<\/p>\n\n\t

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The students say they are popular in the neighbourhood. Take Faris, their downstairs neighbour, a barber \u201cwith a huge Mercedes\u201d. He always cuts and shaves the five students for free. \u201cHe sympathises with students,\u201d says Gijs. He proved as much one night when a former flatmate \u2013 a member of a student society \u2013 was \u201ckidnapped\u201d by fellow society members. \u201cFaris thought it was for real. He went outside with a baseball bat and stopped the kidnapping from happening.\u201d This happened after an infamous game of bowling in the house. \u201cThe blows were so hard, Faris\u2019 tiles fell from the walls. We did fix up his place afterwards.\u201d<\/p>\n

The Van Citters Residence has been around for seventeen years and is still popular with its former residents. The annual house dinner generally attracts some thirty former flatmates, who all still own keys to the place. \u201cSo you may find a complete stranger standing behind you inyour kitchen. Good times,\u201d says Gerard, 19. But no matter how legendary the memories dished up at the dinners are, it is a fact that no one wants to return to the house. The five residents do understand that, says Floris. \u201cIt\u2019s a brilliant house, but at some point in your life, you simply have to move on.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\t\n\t

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